idiot test

here's a quick idiot test for yourself and your viewers...

ask yourself if you know the difference between trusting someone to make a responsible judgment call versus actually asking them to make a particular judgment.

then ask yourself, if there is a difference, can you be upset with that person for abusing and completely blundering his newly given authority.

hmm... makes you think about the truth of things a little huh?... or... are you so emotional about this question (because you failed the idiot test maybe?) that you can't think straight, logically or with common sense?

i was house sitting a foreign friend's house once and he gave me the authority to "bomb" his house with a fogger if it was necessary, but only as a last resort because of the devastating nature of doing that to his home...

well i really didn't care about the poison being spread all throughout his home and i had no intention of cleaning up the mess after the dust settled... but i thought to myself... if i just go ahead and bomb it now i don't have to worry about them damn cockeroaches down the road.

well needless to say when my buddy saw what i did he was upset. i didn't understand why i did it, but i explained i was just trying to help him. then he asked, "well what the hell did i do that for cause he didn't find a single dead cockroach after my bombing?"

i said it was a preemptive cockroach strike cause i thought they were there and i was freaked out about the possibility.

oh well, sometimes mistakes are made....

then he asked why i didn't clean up the mess afterward... i told him i had a friend named haley that would be more than happy to stop by and clean it up for a few bucks... (heh heh... she totally gives me a kickback when i refer cleanup jobs to her.. what a win-win for me.. lol)

Who Needs More Nukes?

We do of course...

We're the only nation that ever used nukes and years later we had to issue a public apology...

"I Know How These People Think" - Bush

I know how these people think...

I see your point mr pres... you want all the votes from us dopey dumbshits that just need you to repeat a few catch phrases over and over again, without really saying anything of merit to gain my confidence.

Just keep saying "it's hard work" and "stay the course" and not much else and I'm sure every "hard working" no complex cognitive ability possessing American, like myself, will vote for you.

I call it politics for dummies...

Check out a BLOG of facts and issues, not just catch phrases about tough contests (btw I think my daddy and beat up your daddy so hah! lol

some people just never get it. but i know my faith tells me to follow him regardless of what makes sense... tisk tisk..
and i truly learned nothing new because not only do i have tunnel vision, i had my eyes closed and i was humming "la la la... i can't hear you" everytime anyone but my fearless leader talked... lol and especially when any FACTS were spoken.

i didn't learn a damn thing new and never will.. lol (that's me mocking, for you dopes out there)