Don't behead me... I'm just here to help the Iraqi people

Hmmm.... greed the root of all evil.

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I hate whiners... sniveling babies. I decided to go to Iraq to help build Army bases. To support our military presence there cause I hate Iraqis. Cause I'm getting paid $75,000/yr and I've taken out a 2million dollar life insurance policy. And it's cool. I put a nice little spin on my greedy motives and voila! I'm also touted as somewhat of a hero and brave man.

I've got tons of cool war stories and this whole experience in Iraq feels a huge human need to do something remarkable. Now whether it's remarkably right or wrong I'm smart enough to know that I, like most of my compadres here really don't care. I'll be rich by my standards and drinking cold beers, watchin baseball and tell some great stories when I get back.

I'm gonna be the life of my town for a while at least.

Just so we're perfectly clear. All these bigots that say they're here for the Iraqi people are blow smoke up you ASS! Two years ago if you asked me to do some volunteer time in Iraq. I'd laugh my ass off at you.... same as these other pretty boy pricks that wanna cover their real agenda. And you all sop it up like guppies... LOL.

But now. In the middle of a War. Waive some serious pay in my face (just about twice as much as I was make 7 months ago) and game on. It's so cool to get overpaid to put on a flak jacket and go to work with a armed military escort everyday. I highly recommend it for the best sustained adrenaline rush you can get. And did I recommend you get paid ridiculously well for it... (unless your the sorry sap guarding my ass - lol). As long as I don't get beheaded I'll be fine. And if i do get beheaded... 2 mill to my family. That's better than dying in a damn car accident.

So calling on all adrenaline junkies. Iraq is the place for you.